The Butt Swatting Game

I had this dream that some people were playing this game involving swatting each other on the butt. But there were special rules and things you had to do before swatting someone. So this kid swatted me on the butt and since I didn't know the rules, I swatted him back. But then he said "you can't swat me back yet, you have to follow the rules!!" So I said "sorry, what are the rules?? I don't know the rules!!" And that's all I remember.

Seating

I remembered a dream I had the other night. I was in some place with Jurjen where there was seating, like a theater or something. So there was only one seat free and we needed two together. Then this guy sitting behind our row offered to move his seat so we could sit together. And when we turned around to thank him and move, I noticed it was George Harrison. I just said to him "Thanks!" and gave him a thumbs up.

Hairy stomach

Last night I dreamed that I had a hairy stomach. Yuck!

Restaurant

I dreamed I went to a restaurant with my mom and instead of sitting down at a table and reading the menu I had to stand in some long line of people while holding the menu and reading it there.

I know that was sort of boring but it was all I could remember.

Wasted appetizers

Last night I dreamed I was with some people, and someone brought a bunch of appetizers. One of the appetizers was covered with big green leaves. I was hungry and sort of anxious to get started with the munching.. and the lady next to me had all the appetizers.. but then they toppled.. and fell to the floor... and she just let them all fall without trying to save them. I was so mad. And those that were saved - someone sat on them! I was cringing and had to bite my tongue to keep from yelling and throwing a fit.

Naked and Ghosts

Last night I dreamed I was on the U-Bahn (subway) with Jurjen and it was like a rollercoaster rather than a subway train. Then somehow I lost track of Jurjen and I got off at Alexanderplatz and was looking all over for him. Then I found him talking on a cell phone and I kept asking him where he'd gone to and he continued to talk on the phone without answering me. Then we were somewhere else and we were naked. Then I noticed other people were naked too.

Then there was this other unrelated dream where I was with my family and it was Christmas. I said hello to everyone and sat down. Then I realized Bob (my step-grandfather who died a few years ago) was there and I said "Oh hi Bob, I didn't see you there at first!" and then I realized I was seeing his ghost, and I got down on my knees and started sobbing. When I woke I was still breathing fast as if I were sobbing. Weird and distrubing.

Piece of shit computer

Last night I dreamed I was working on my computer in some office and I was having trouble with the computer and kept saying "Piece of shit computer!" all the time... I wondered if people could hear me or not but didn't really care because I kept saying it anyway.

Eat the Queen

Today I woke up with one thought in my mind coming from whatever I was dreaming about: "Eat the Queen!"

dunno wtf that means.

There was also a piece of cake involved and the owl with a duck head made a brief reappearance.

Hairy back

Last night I dreamed that I had an itch on my back and when I put my hand there to itch it, I felt these weird hairs. I pulled some of them out and was horrified that I had these hairs on my back and never noticed it before.

Hair catastrophe

Last night I dreamed that I was straightening my hair with a flatiron and this weird rubbery stuff was getting stuck to the ends of my hair and it was burning. I had to keep pulling my hair out to get it out and I started crying when I saw how much hair was coming out.

Mosquito

Last night I dreamed that a huge mosquito bit me on the hand and all this liquid stuff started pouring out from the bite.

Owl Duck-Head

I dreamed I saw a little kitten. Then it morphed into an owl with 2 heads. One was a normal Owl-head and the other was a duck head.